MTP ma'm- Full Throttle.......

Kahani ki shuruat hoti hai... shuruaaaaaat se.

Ma'm- wat is organisation???? nyone????
A nerd frontbencher- ma'm it means how to organise....
(giggles all around)
Ma'm- actually der r 5-6 different definitions given in the books. u can write ny1 of them... i'll give u marks only then....
(class- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
A bakcbencher- ma'm which book to follow??
Ma'm- Griffin, koontz, robert r some books u can follow. griffin.. hmmmmm i guess we have only one copy in the library..... and.... thaaaaat iiiiiss wiith meeeeeee.
(the class roars with laughter). actually we also have only one copy of roberts ...... (after a brief pause)... n that is also with meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.(hooohohohohoho -the class explodes)
Smart girl- no indian authors ma'm??
Another frontbencher- ma'm B.C.Punmia.
(BCP- the psycho who has authored books on almost every branch of civil engineering but fortunately spared management from his wrath)
Ma'm-ya u can....
(after realising her mistake)
noooo i dont think der is any such author(confused)........
The frontbencher again- no ma'm we have it in our library.... but only one copy it seems... but m afraid ..that is with meeeeeeeeeeeee...
(hahahahahahahahahahahhohohohohohohohohehehehehehehe-the class's unstoppable)

to yeh thi hamari pyaaaari ma'm ki kahani.... jiska intezar hum har hafte karte hain...
ummeed yahi hai ki yahi bakwass aage wali classes me bhi chalti rahengi... aaaameeeeeeeen

100% PLACEMENT...... oh really????????

With L&T, NTPC, NMDC,CIL, n Shapoorji sayin a strict no no to us, our seniors r getting the blues. Not only the seniors, the other yrs as well as the proffs r feeling jittery. We had the privilege of having 100% placements. God knows wats goin to happen this time.
Adding to the agony, Halcrow's taking only P.G. students that too from Marine Structures. Even, those all companies which have actually registered, r all giving just around 3 lakhs. One company's giving around 5 lakhs... but who'll go to Afghanistan to burn their asses under the sun.
Now, personally i don't feel like going into PSUs. Having done my industrial training in NTPC, i have somewhat developed an aversion to PSUs.
So my friends wat should we do about it??? may be raise this point in CEA, or hold a meeting with the proffs. We have to do something 'coz next time, its us who'll go under the hammer.
Friends keep yourself updated about the placements. As Dash suggested me, we can discuss this in our class everyday... hmmm thats a good idea isn't it??
So, get going... keep blogging.. we need your views... B'COZ ALL THAT MATTERS IS SURVIVING CIVIL ENGINEERING TO MAKE IT SURVIVE. .. AIN'T IT????????

humara cr kaisa ho????

Well...with student union elections doing the talks all around the place...the election of the cr becomes a talk of utmost importance for one and all..in our class...we have seen 2 crs already in the form of vishal and mishra g ..both of them have done a fantastic job as cr of the class..it's time once again to choose a cr for this academic year...so...i ask one and all here....
"humara cr kaisa ho????"
post in ur views and comments..it will help our cr-contestants to know wat they have to do..to be our cr...more importantly..it will help them know wat the class wants....
so..go on posting...
P.S.: this bolg is apolitical..so..no campaigning here...just answer to this not-so-simple question..!!!

Why this blog was made in the first place???

Yeah...this is the question which would be boggling ur minds....well...i will say it was the brainchild of me and soumyajit.We were going through the blog of a friend of mine..when destiny struck..and the literary worm inside our brain got too bigger to be restrained there....so..with an exulted shout..we decided.."let the blog be born"..and i can proudly say...Zit has fathered it...in just a night...yeah...he is damn potent u can say....

Reasons and more reasons followed...apart from the "inspiration"...few are...
"lets do something man"...like we do nothing...come on..how will orkut and gtalk run without the hard and persistent work from us????..so we definitely do a lot for google already

another was.."this will help us to gel together"...now..if we didn't gel..then how did those mass-bunks...even on test days were possible????

another was..."i heard blogs really open up one's mind..it will make us really open minded"...to which i retorted.."if the mind opens too much..the brain will fall off...so..beware"

then what went to the release of the blog??????
the honest answer is.....like always...we have no idea...may be the inspiration was too much....or maybe..the same reason for which no one dropped the applied soil engineering elective..because everyone else was doing it...or because...we are frustrated of getting frustrated...so decided to do something...which will act as a salvation from frustration...these are a few reasons..which are true for me...well each one of the contributors will have their own....

With everything said and done....i believe this will be a wonderful platform for discussions...discussions and more discussions...spiced up with our ever rich criticism for everything...with the gossips..which we can brew like coffee..and the news we bake everyday like cakes...
so i hope blogging here really become a "tea-time" for everyone...
so that atleast we can say...."blogging is my cup of tea"..

Sayonara...
(Mr. Asano be remembered for a week atleast...)

MTP teacher gives a list of foreign author text books to the class.
STUDENT: maam, is there any Indian author book?
STUDENT FROM BEHIND: B.C Punmia
MTP maam: Sorry, I am not sure if he has written !!