At de end of de cls,
NERD: maam, wat abt notes?
MTP maam: Yyaa..!! I ll mail de softcopy to ur CR !!
(whole cls - oooooooohhhhhh;) )
STUDENT FROM THE BACK: maam, y cant u put it on orkut?!
ANOTHER STUDENT: or share it on DC++ ?
Thursday, August 7, 2008
MTP mam entered class in pink again . All students as usual had some new topic for timepass .
STUDENT: Mam, whats the highest in assignment?
[then other guy from behind: no, mam. i would like to know the lowest!!!
then another student: mam, average plzzzz....?]
MAM: highest is '9'. His name is ABHIRAM.
[ then everyone gossiping- who s abhiram man!! we have only one name having ABHI.. in it & thats abhishek]
ABHISHEK stood up. Everyone claped for him.
Then one nerd ( to abhishek) : Good man!! how did u manage to get it?
ABHISHEK: shut rrraa...... i havent even submitted the assignment !! [;)]
STUDENT: Mam, whats the highest in assignment?
[then other guy from behind: no, mam. i would like to know the lowest!!!
then another student: mam, average plzzzz....?]
MAM: highest is '9'. His name is ABHIRAM.
[ then everyone gossiping- who s abhiram man!! we have only one name having ABHI.. in it & thats abhishek]
ABHISHEK stood up. Everyone claped for him.
Then one nerd ( to abhishek) : Good man!! how did u manage to get it?
ABHISHEK: shut rrraa...... i havent even submitted the assignment !! [;)]
another day...and all dat!!
KONICHIWA!!!!
(Asano effect persists)
So another day at work.!!!...Well..i will concern myself with the second half only...not that i have any special respect for Prashanth and co....but it is just that am not aware of the so-called happenings...you would have been in the same situation...if u would have got up at 11.30 ...and would have hastened up to reach the other classes in time..i some how got ready and was about to leave for the department..wen mishra.smsed.."no wcs class"...not that i have turned into a nerd recently..but this last minute cancellation didn't look that interesting...i guess u know how it feels to plan and spend an hour ..getting it free at the last moment...i was wondering how this free-time has had to be killed...my mind came up with an obvious answer..and if u r a nitkian...and dat too a civil-ite...u know what it is..yeah.."orkut"...sometimes i feel..orkut buyokkutten was a nitkian civilite too...else..he would not have designed this..."ever-ready to use kill-time site"...
moving to business...
fortunately...or unfortunately....i reached there in time....to get the news of the day..."no sa-2"..phew...i do have a fairy-godmother...who always saves me from these loathful moments...
for those missing Katta...and wanting to know where he is...i would like to inform...he has been deported to japan with mr.asano by mhrd..why?..well...japan has been making fast-fast developments in every sphere of life...and who could be the best guy to slow them down???...well..mhrd feels....it's none other than our very own katta....with his slow-slow and steady-steady snail like pace...he is soon going to infect the japanesse youth like he did to us....with utmost boredom...and snatch away their frantic pace...and sabotage their entire economy to a complete breakdown.
"ALL HAIL KATTA"
and the evidence????...if u ask our first-bench geeks...they will agree that asano did speak about some exchange.well this is the exchange!!!..thinking about the first benches...i am reminded of Nandu...lo..where was he today???...now am starting to believe that it was a combo offer
from mhrd....
going back to 2 ....SN enters to carry on with his..ka..kp...coulomb..graph and all...if u r some one asking what all these are....then don't worry..you will know it next week for sure..he was there... usual charm and humour...but at 2...with a heavy lunch...i guess..no one enjoyed crunching those numbers...if readers remember..i told them about news of the day...well..now i will give them the news of the week...
"SN is going to have a open-book test next thursday"
for those...who are only concerned with the "open-book"...(me included too)...beware...it's not going to be a cake-walk...trust me..i can see his devious mind working...our alumni-faculty is all set to take us for a roller-coaster ride...hope the 13th Samaritan jumps out from some where!!
moving ahead....it was time for the ultra-cool...and most-awaited period...
Ms.I entered the class to start from where Mr.Virupaksha(god-damn) left the other day.."environment"....well..it was bio then...today it was socio..but something you all will agree..the latter was as boring as the former...
going through..grins and smiles...shouts and claps...GE..social responsiveness...i was bored out of my skin...my mind drifted to sumwhere...thinking of sumone...i decided to send a sms......i didn't get a reply back...until it was 5... u can say lecturers like Ms.I are not much available in other parts of the country...
well..going back to class again..waiting for the sms-reply..i heard some term.."parochialism"..or watever...i don't give a damn either...wat it is....but suddenly..hemagiri (from mining)..who was sitting beside me..began to show me his...bi-ceps..tri-ceps..or uni-ceps..watever...they were...well i guess..he heard it as"macho-liasm" perhaps ...
finally it was 4.00...thank god...somehow...tortures..are pleasureful with u ppl around...and time passes some how...to take u back to the wonderful world of orkut..hey..i gave 30 mins of my most precious orkut-time to write this...do go through it once!!
(Asano effect persists)
So another day at work.!!!...Well..i will concern myself with the second half only...not that i have any special respect for Prashanth and co....but it is just that am not aware of the so-called happenings...you would have been in the same situation...if u would have got up at 11.30 ...and would have hastened up to reach the other classes in time..i some how got ready and was about to leave for the department..wen mishra.smsed.."no wcs class"...not that i have turned into a nerd recently..but this last minute cancellation didn't look that interesting...i guess u know how it feels to plan and spend an hour ..getting it free at the last moment...i was wondering how this free-time has had to be killed...my mind came up with an obvious answer..and if u r a nitkian...and dat too a civil-ite...u know what it is..yeah.."orkut"...sometimes i feel..orkut buyokkutten was a nitkian civilite too...else..he would not have designed this..."ever-ready to use kill-time site"...
moving to business...
fortunately...or unfortunately....i reached there in time....to get the news of the day..."no sa-2"..phew...i do have a fairy-godmother...who always saves me from these loathful moments...
for those missing Katta...and wanting to know where he is...i would like to inform...he has been deported to japan with mr.asano by mhrd..why?..well...japan has been making fast-fast developments in every sphere of life...and who could be the best guy to slow them down???...well..mhrd feels....it's none other than our very own katta....with his slow-slow and steady-steady snail like pace...he is soon going to infect the japanesse youth like he did to us....with utmost boredom...and snatch away their frantic pace...and sabotage their entire economy to a complete breakdown.
"ALL HAIL KATTA"
and the evidence????...if u ask our first-bench geeks...they will agree that asano did speak about some exchange.well this is the exchange!!!..thinking about the first benches...i am reminded of Nandu...lo..where was he today???...now am starting to believe that it was a combo offer
from mhrd....
going back to 2 ....SN enters to carry on with his..ka..kp...coulomb..graph and all...if u r some one asking what all these are....then don't worry..you will know it next week for sure..he was there... usual charm and humour...but at 2...with a heavy lunch...i guess..no one enjoyed crunching those numbers...if readers remember..i told them about news of the day...well..now i will give them the news of the week...
"SN is going to have a open-book test next thursday"
for those...who are only concerned with the "open-book"...(me included too)...beware...it's not going to be a cake-walk...trust me..i can see his devious mind working...our alumni-faculty is all set to take us for a roller-coaster ride...hope the 13th Samaritan jumps out from some where!!
moving ahead....it was time for the ultra-cool...and most-awaited period...
Ms.I entered the class to start from where Mr.Virupaksha(god-damn) left the other day.."environment"....well..it was bio then...today it was socio..but something you all will agree..the latter was as boring as the former...
going through..grins and smiles...shouts and claps...GE..social responsiveness...i was bored out of my skin...my mind drifted to sumwhere...thinking of sumone...i decided to send a sms......i didn't get a reply back...until it was 5... u can say lecturers like Ms.I are not much available in other parts of the country...
well..going back to class again..waiting for the sms-reply..i heard some term.."parochialism"..or watever...i don't give a damn either...wat it is....but suddenly..hemagiri (from mining)..who was sitting beside me..began to show me his...bi-ceps..tri-ceps..or uni-ceps..watever...they were...well i guess..he heard it as"macho-liasm" perhaps ...
finally it was 4.00...thank god...somehow...tortures..are pleasureful with u ppl around...and time passes some how...to take u back to the wonderful world of orkut..hey..i gave 30 mins of my most precious orkut-time to write this...do go through it once!!
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