CHICKEN MATTER

Someone questioned the civil department 'WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?'

MHP sir: See, if at all the concrete on road is set, then only chicken can cross the road. Actually what I meant to say is that concrete is set. See, when I was doing my BE, everyday morning 5 o clock I used to see many chicken crossing road.. one chicken crossing road is not at all a big thing.... Y u r not able to followa?

HTE sir: In India chicken will cross road also, national highway also.. We are in 21st century and no road rules and regulations for animals here... Our systems are totally useless!!

REDDY sir: Chicken can cross road also, konkan railway also... it can act in film like mungaru male also.... no problem... 'kuch bhi chalta hai' !!

LOKESH sir: Yes, it is a very serious matter that the chicken crossed the road. Various investigations and discussions are going on about this topic.

MTP maam: Roads are geocentric organizations.. so chicken has complete power and authority to cross.. Finally all the chickens reach Mc Donalds only... And I think Abhiram has a better answer for this question !!

DISCLAIMER: NOT MEANT TO MOCK ANYONE.. HOPE ITS TAKEN IN THE RIGHT SPIRIT !:)

Burden of civilians!!!!!!!!!!!

Grievance of a 5th sem civil student is being presented here.Do u know wat it takes from u to go 4 a 2'o clock class with drooping eyes n shoulders.K , if dat wasnt enough wat if d sun is right above u showing his whole majesty.Or wat if d raingod start playin his usual prank by pourin down at d right time n makin ur way even tougher wit lots of hurdles(for further clarification watch out d live funny shows in front of 4block hostel gate) .Well, 4 most of d 5th sem students these wud b a real hell to b dealt with.But not 4 5sBT civilians.And thats the only reason y they were provided wit a course named 'BDD'.A determined civilian carrying a huge 60*80 board along with drafter, sheetholders, bags, umbrellas resembles a jawan all set to die 4 d nation.Wat more can one ask from a civilian.No matter wheather u r a day schy comin all along frm udupi / mangalore or a block dweller,u r obliged to carry these stuffs.To add salt 2 d injury u got 2 face d mockery from psychos ,diggers,softies,mechies etc.But that wont deter d civilians frm goin ahead.Remember "WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH,THE TOUGH GETS GOING".We do believe v r tough n courageous enough to meet any challenge that comes along.And thats d only reason y civilians must b called the most daring ones of NITK.Civil has made us daring enough to encounter all d obstacles.Am i right that way??????????????????