BDD sux

i know all know it
for it is a universal fact
all wanna tear up their sheets(xcept maak perhaps) but don do it cos they'll have to redraw and submit
the whole bullshit crap of a thing
but the universal truth remains...
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.

sorry buffy if this is spam...
but i kick and hit all things in my room (and fell too) in frustaration for i can't do nthing about this whory bullshit thts being pushed down my (and yours too) throat.


BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.
BDD is Bullshit Dumped Down your throat.

All is fair in love &.................?

Rumination it may appear,but it wont tire your hands and back.Inane it might sound,but wait untill i finish my dear frndz.Its yet another wednesday evening.But for we civilians it is"The Wednesday".Wednesdays always had something in store for us for the last one month.Well i am not here to give condlence to you people for what had happened to you people in the past week.Nor do i dare to present those when you have "The masters of creed" & "Alchemists in the offing".Scrupulous i was in all my actions.Now the very usage of "was"might get a few interested i believe( if not many).So proud i was for being able to salvage my "morals".Alas, the last monday had taken back that esteem from me.Send in the form of a course named "BDD" i was fully tattered and battered with no scope for fair play in resistance.Yes ,atlast i did it.Again i repeat,inane it might sound for many,but it matters a lot for me.Am i here apologise? Am i here to repent ? well, i dont know.I heard my primary teacher saying "All is fair in love & war".Dont know where it came from.Nor do i bother to.Afterall i got something to cover myself.Yes it was fair enough to do it.It was fair enough to do so at the twelfth hour when the whole block went to sleep.It was fair enough to save my hands and vertebra which took me so long in life.It was fair enough to surrender all my pride and self esteem.Questions may arise with all its vitalities.I do entertain them.For , life has always been like that.But at the end of the day ,my dear "ALCHEMIST",you are right and i am wrong.But fair dice cannot always help you.Though it may provide just a momentary relief,it counts a lot.I believe atleast few of my"unscruplous mates" do agree this with "stretched arms" right in front .Let me end in a good note.The great reservoir of knowledge bhagvad gita says"Dharma is not a rigid code of conduct. Within a general framework of moral values, dharma is always changing, according to the needs and development of society and that of the human ".Well i dared to change dharma for a good cause(though myself being the cause and effect).Do you remember those favourite words of my good old primary teacher?All is fair in love and.......well, i got it "All is fair in love & BDD".And of course dont forget the famous saying"All is well that ends well".

"Draw " my Insurance

yeah.... Finally its done..
The three day "draw"l is over and i find liberation to indulge in life's more sensible issues.
Right from the beginning i was never "draw"n to this course (i believe dere are many of us).
Had an an argument wit the tall-fair-mallu abt the utility of the course and after some useless parries and raised low voices; i gave up wen the man said try telling this to the instructor.
well whatever happened happened
Now coming t the serious issue.... the work over the three days have "draw"n my muscles tense especially in the back... The back pain will takes days or months or years to subside (cos i see more drawing coming).
And since this will develop into a serious problem ; hurting my future; i ask mr.instructor, will you "draw" my medical insurance?


I take this oppurtunity to thank Mr. Jerry Seinfield whose humor carried me thru the "drawn"out work.
I also sincerely thank Batman and Robin for their intense criminal catching show to entertain me in the time of "draw"l.

The barber's sting-op..

this is coming a bit late,... but still...

well,... the man had a haircut... and so, unless there's some hi-tech organic hair transplant industry that I'm unaware of, the verdict is clear: IT'S REAL.

Very disappointing to have a brilliant hypothesis like that thrown out with the flick of a pair of scissors. Now I know what Galileo must have felt....

fyz
P.s Buffy, looks like you'll have to write an obituary for this place soon....

Hats Off...

Hats off to all my classmates....
Hats off for they are so active..
Unlike me who's been sleeping in class for the past 3 days..
My brain just doesn't take the load of sleeping at one and waking at 7.30 to attend the japan returned boring grandpa's class or the conceretest of mentalities.
so hats off.
just end with a wisecrack i heard wen i was half asleep...

Nerd: What is the height above Mean Sea Level (MSL) of Jaipur?
Bigmouth: Jaipur? I don't know much about jaipur.....
except it is the place in Rajasthan where Hawa Mahal is situated and
it is called the pink city. Sawai jai singh's capital... i think there is a jantar mantar
there too....
Nerd:Hmmm... U know a lot about Jaipur...
Except its height above MSL..

Then i fell asleep again.


C ya ppls.

Is LN's hair real?

I have serious doubts...
sometimes I'm so busy studying the hair that I can't concentrate on what he'saying...

Maybe this 'first-bench' thing is getting to me... Maybe I can't handle the full-zoom 8 mega-pixel clarity... Maybe I'll get over it and become a full-fledged 'front-bencher' like the rest of them and stop noticing the gory details...

Or... I could be right...

Buffy... do we have some voting mechanism on the blog?.. maybe we should have a poll...

speaking of the blog... I think we should get rid of some of those resource-heavy things on the sidebar like the youtube videos and stuff... The page takes too long to load even with only 3 posts showing...

Another thing..

I noticed that CEA pic you have on the photolog.... pretty impressive... that's potential t-shirt material.... worth thinking about...

ok... time to go back to culmann's ecosystem....

peace

Freshers!!!!! all hands at wrk.....

Controversies apart, i feel its time to get down to work too.
uploaded a template for the invite. Need everyone's ideas though.
By the way the poster idea has to be ditched as sticking posters in class is not allowed... concession is made ONLY 4 Engi.

i feel there is a need for an ultra good quote or line to fill the template and make it a good invite card. (I hope shipu hits on one....)
just msg me or vinay your ideas as i can't be OL all time. :(

Defection Update

Ok... here's some updates on the defection.....
Two members of the left front suddenly decided to switch sides for the better opportunities available...(grass is always greener on the other side).
They were successful in attracting two more.
Rumours are rife about horse trading (the nagpur rep of course)
Also tomorrow should reveal the fate of the member who decided to abstain today.

Of course since the chatterbox of the left has let loose that the fact that their house is still in disorder with respect to policy decisions, it remains to see whether the situation will remain so after the I-day.

Dirty Politics on I-day eve... (deja vu.....)

14-Aug

Today's unexpected events have set a dangerous precedent. Without any warning whatsoever, the "Left" parties decided to withdraw support to the United "Front" and defected en masse to the opposition "Right" wing. The intelligentia of the house are still in a state of shock after witnessing the never-before-seen spectacle.

The sudden change of loyalties is thought to be due to the "pipeline dispute" between GB and FB. Apparently, the Left parties were outraged by the decision to pursue the pipeline deal with FB in total disregard to the needs of GB.

The overnight revolt has come as a deadly blow to the united "front" which has been in decline for some time now. The "Right", on the other hand, welcomed the move enthusiastically. Most of the Right-wing could hardly conceal their joy. Nevertheless, there are reports that a few members of the hard-line Right group are uncomfortable in accommodating the Left members and expressed fears that this might lead to a dilution of their party ideology.

Meanwhile, amongst all the hullaballoo, admirable was the principled stand of the lone member from Nagpur constituency who refused to betray the ruling coalition due to historical and moral reasons. Rumours are rife about the expulsion of the nagpur member for having "seriously compromised" the party position. The "Left" has shown that it can be very unpredictable and ruthless in it's reactions. The coming days will be crucial in deciding the fate of the member.

Whatever may be the truth behind today's shocking events, one thing is certain: the harmony that has been prevailing in the house since the unanimous re-election of Mishra has been damaged beyond repair.

CHICKEN MATTER

Someone questioned the civil department 'WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?'

MHP sir: See, if at all the concrete on road is set, then only chicken can cross the road. Actually what I meant to say is that concrete is set. See, when I was doing my BE, everyday morning 5 o clock I used to see many chicken crossing road.. one chicken crossing road is not at all a big thing.... Y u r not able to followa?

HTE sir: In India chicken will cross road also, national highway also.. We are in 21st century and no road rules and regulations for animals here... Our systems are totally useless!!

REDDY sir: Chicken can cross road also, konkan railway also... it can act in film like mungaru male also.... no problem... 'kuch bhi chalta hai' !!

LOKESH sir: Yes, it is a very serious matter that the chicken crossed the road. Various investigations and discussions are going on about this topic.

MTP maam: Roads are geocentric organizations.. so chicken has complete power and authority to cross.. Finally all the chickens reach Mc Donalds only... And I think Abhiram has a better answer for this question !!

DISCLAIMER: NOT MEANT TO MOCK ANYONE.. HOPE ITS TAKEN IN THE RIGHT SPIRIT !:)

Burden of civilians!!!!!!!!!!!

Grievance of a 5th sem civil student is being presented here.Do u know wat it takes from u to go 4 a 2'o clock class with drooping eyes n shoulders.K , if dat wasnt enough wat if d sun is right above u showing his whole majesty.Or wat if d raingod start playin his usual prank by pourin down at d right time n makin ur way even tougher wit lots of hurdles(for further clarification watch out d live funny shows in front of 4block hostel gate) .Well, 4 most of d 5th sem students these wud b a real hell to b dealt with.But not 4 5sBT civilians.And thats the only reason y they were provided wit a course named 'BDD'.A determined civilian carrying a huge 60*80 board along with drafter, sheetholders, bags, umbrellas resembles a jawan all set to die 4 d nation.Wat more can one ask from a civilian.No matter wheather u r a day schy comin all along frm udupi / mangalore or a block dweller,u r obliged to carry these stuffs.To add salt 2 d injury u got 2 face d mockery from psychos ,diggers,softies,mechies etc.But that wont deter d civilians frm goin ahead.Remember "WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH,THE TOUGH GETS GOING".We do believe v r tough n courageous enough to meet any challenge that comes along.And thats d only reason y civilians must b called the most daring ones of NITK.Civil has made us daring enough to encounter all d obstacles.Am i right that way??????????????????

Bollywood Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 all u unlucky ones 2 miss out today's morning herald[due 2 d aftereffects of late night honeymoon wit CTBT [concrete technology/boring technology] here is d headline

BOLLYWOOD SUCKS!!!!!
5SBTCLASS: In an exclusive talk wit 5sBts, Pinky ma'm has given a controversial statement that can really turn d things upside down in d coming days at d Indian Stock Xchange .According to her Bollywood, which is d greatest testimonial of Indian culture, really sucks!!!! The coming days ll show wat impact dis statement can hav on indian economy as well as foriegn xchange.The exclusive interview turned out 2 b a truely enlightning one wit ppl comin to know y India din develop so much since independence.The reason is Bollywood.However she said dat d present scenario can b dealt with if ppl embrace Hollywood n import Australian movie prints.Experts frm 5sBT hav refused to comment upon dis other than producing a ooooooooooohhhhh sound.V do hope dat comin days ll enlighten us wit more Pinky thesis oriented at d devt of our nation.

MORE MTP-

At de end of de cls,
NERD: maam, wat abt notes?
MTP maam: Yyaa..!! I ll mail de softcopy to ur CR !!
(whole cls - oooooooohhhhhh;) )
STUDENT FROM THE BACK: maam, y cant u put it on orkut?!
ANOTHER STUDENT: or share it on DC++ ?

MTP mam entered class in pink again . All students as usual had some new topic for timepass .
STUDENT: Mam, whats the highest in assignment?
[then other guy from behind: no, mam. i would like to know the lowest!!!
then another student: mam, average plzzzz....?]
MAM: highest is '9'. His name is ABHIRAM.
[ then everyone gossiping- who s abhiram man!! we have only one name having ABHI.. in it & thats abhishek]
ABHISHEK stood up. Everyone claped for him.
Then one nerd ( to abhishek) : Good man!! how did u manage to get it?
ABHISHEK: shut rrraa...... i havent even submitted the assignment !! [;)]

MTP ma'm- Full Throttle.......

Kahani ki shuruat hoti hai... shuruaaaaaat se.

Ma'm- wat is organisation???? nyone????
A nerd frontbencher- ma'm it means how to organise....
(giggles all around)
Ma'm- actually der r 5-6 different definitions given in the books. u can write ny1 of them... i'll give u marks only then....
(class- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
A bakcbencher- ma'm which book to follow??
Ma'm- Griffin, koontz, robert r some books u can follow. griffin.. hmmmmm i guess we have only one copy in the library..... and.... thaaaaat iiiiiss wiith meeeeeee.
(the class roars with laughter). actually we also have only one copy of roberts ...... (after a brief pause)... n that is also with meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.(hooohohohohoho -the class explodes)
Smart girl- no indian authors ma'm??
Another frontbencher- ma'm B.C.Punmia.
(BCP- the psycho who has authored books on almost every branch of civil engineering but fortunately spared management from his wrath)
Ma'm-ya u can....
(after realising her mistake)
noooo i dont think der is any such author(confused)........
The frontbencher again- no ma'm we have it in our library.... but only one copy it seems... but m afraid ..that is with meeeeeeeeeeeee...
(hahahahahahahahahahahhohohohohohohohohehehehehehehe-the class's unstoppable)

to yeh thi hamari pyaaaari ma'm ki kahani.... jiska intezar hum har hafte karte hain...
ummeed yahi hai ki yahi bakwass aage wali classes me bhi chalti rahengi... aaaameeeeeeeen

MTP teacher gives a list of foreign author text books to the class.
STUDENT: maam, is there any Indian author book?
STUDENT FROM BEHIND: B.C Punmia
MTP maam: Sorry, I am not sure if he has written !!